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End of the Semester and other stories
Smoking is Good (for conversation), Something tells me I may have to pick up a bad habit again, that habit being smoking. I’ll have to pick this up to have a conversation with the most influential...
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The Perplexing Idiot
The perplexing idiot does not fuck around. There is conviction. They exist all day every day at all times. They are punctual. They need not be asked. They are one hundred percent always. They are. The...
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Advice on Advice
Photo of Bill Murray which resides on my fridge. Oh, the scrutiny, but who cares? People seem to matter themselves with things that don’t matter. What is another person’s opinion of you, to you? What...
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Who gives a shit?
Each day that we wake we are given the opportunity to brush our teeth, comb our hair, wash our bodies- take showers, while checking our phones for notifications, and prepare for what befalls...
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How to Save One Hundred Dollars, and Your Dignity.
Waking up the stiff rusted scarecrow proper. I need oil like the world needs space. Stop touching me it says, take your pipes and machines from out of me. As fall has come in it brought with it achy...
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When in Ireland (pt. 1)
Nothing is what it seems. You may think that two fingers in the air means: peace. You may think that it is the only interpreted meaning of the gesture. I would like to warn you that it is not. In...
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Und So Weiter
At times a passage can encompass an entire novel; this is in reference to time and data, and what becomes of both together. For instance, while walking in the cold between halls on the way to class my...
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What are you going to do about it?
Generally, I avoid conflict and situations of adversity… though I enjoy a good conflict, and some adversity. Today I found that conflict, and sort-of adversity, only because I was having fun in the...
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American Dishwasher
The best part of washing dishes in a damp red cracked-tile floor kitchen in Northeast Minneapolis was being gifted the most delicately cut, sumptuous, grease dripping, tender and juicy, salt and...
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Sleeping to Death
Going to class does not necessarily make you any smarter than anyone else in the world. What people fail to realize is that in order to gain something of quality, to progress as a person beneficially,...
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